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Guys are on work - InternetING

Written By Mike Ntobi on Sunday, September 30, 2012 | 10:56 PM

 

This is how I always DO...! I always spend 19 hrs a day searching the internet, browsing web pages, surfing the net etc.
The Results are creating an interesting site and post as many articles as possible. 
I also encourage those viewers of my site, not to break-heart themselves, because we are always together and we will always be together as "FRIENDS4EVER"

Exercising when using Computer

Who says you can't exercise when using computer?
Who says you can't exercise when using computer?

This girl proved that it is possible to exercise while using computer, She did it comfortably as if she don't understand what is going on or 
as if she don't feel anything.
Good and Bingo...!

The Problem of my old laptop.

How to download stuff with my old laptop.

How to download stuff with my old laptop.

It adopts heat 80% after 1 hr of use...!
It is a second hand laptop computer...!
It gives me Headache really...!
WHAT ABOUT YOURS?

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CAN BELIEFS MAKE SOMEONE A BETTER PERSON?

Your beliefs don't make you a better person.

SOMEWHERE IN THE EAST...!
Some says "NO", Some says "YES"...!
Does beliefs or behavior do?
What do you say...?

My GF's idea of her "half" of the bed

My GF's idea of her "half" of the bed

She becomes happy when sleeps in the middle of the bed...!
It becomes disturbance when she sleeps at edges of the bed, because she gets dreams which are making her uncomfortable in the sleep...!

YOUR TITS SWAP!

I see your face swap and I raise you TITS SWAP!


I see your face swap and I raise you TITS SWAP!
Man: You have a woman's face, a half woman/man chest and stomach, woman's hands and a woman's waist...! WHY Dear?
Woman: You too my Dear, you have a man's face, a woman's chest, a half woman/man stomach, a man's waist and man's hands...! I don't understand too. Or might be because of...!

ROMNEY IS DISTURBING MY BRAIN NOW

We still have something to do Michelle...!
I fixed a photo too! Can't believe how well it turned out.

Do you see that play on the stage..., it tells something has to be done before it is late. 
I have to prolong my campaign time periods... because Romney has started spreading almost to all Social Networks. 
Yesterday I slept late because of him, he was chatting on facebook on rubbish things...!
 I remember the past..., SHALL WE GO BACK TO OUR ROOTS AGAIN? aAGH...! "NO".

Romney or Obama? The babies have spoken.

Romney or Obama? The babies have spoken. 

President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama are committed to opening the doors of the White House and truly making it the People’s House, and "Babies" house.


The babies have spoken by showing their sympathetic feelings openly...! Crying means "NOT"... and Laughing means "YES"...!

THE COCK INN

Written By Mike Ntobi on Saturday, September 29, 2012 | 9:21 PM

You never know, she might.

You never know,... She might have invested on it, that once you get there, before you order any service, Make sure it is in HER...!!

Forest Fires

9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans.

9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans.
It's obvious that the world is nearly becoming  a desert in which creatures depending on natural habitats for their life, are likely to die. 
Is it true that bears can bear human habits and dare to know how to use matches?
That question is for all of us...!

A "CHEATING HUSBAND" or A "TEACHING HUSBAND?"

Cheating husband
That's much interesting but, expressing how the wife felt after she discovered that...!
He is "Cheating her wife", at the same time he is "Teaching" her wife on how he is not trustful to her.

MALE DOMINATION


THE DIFFERENT EXPRESSIONS OF WEARING VAIL (BURQA)
AND BEING UNCOVERED
Male domination!

HOW PEOPLE RESPONDED AND COMMENTED:

Right side: she must wear what her husband or society will force her to wear.
Left side: she can dress as she pleases, she can wear whatever she wants whereever, whenever. 
Sometimes they wear what society & hubbies wants.


The difference is that the woman on the left decided to dress like that while the one on the right does that or else get beaten.

NOTE OF WISDOM


My friend saw this note of wisdom in a school in Tanzania.

My friend saw this note of wisdom in a school in Bhutan.


IT'S 100% True that, If children live with acceptance and friendship; They learn to find love in the world...! 

And ME as a Friends4Ever Author, I Suggest:-
"If you live with aspirations of sharing your words, thoughts, ideas and photos with other Friends online, 
You learn to find and share your LOVE and PASSION with the WORLD".

BECAUSE: A Friend is "YOU"

GOOD INITIATIVE

Teacher didn't have a map, so he drew one by himself.

Teacher didn't have a map, so he drew one by himself.

This is a good initiative, BUT, WILL THE STUDENTS LEARN THE RIGHT THING or THE WRONG?

When Michelle (The 1st Lady) were tired of waiting..!

Written By Mike Ntobi on Friday, September 28, 2012 | 2:50 PM

This Had To Be Done

FORWARD - "This Had To Be Done"; CHANGE - "We Needed"

Michelle: "Babe, come to bed, it's late hours now...!".
Mr. President: "Babe, don't worry..., Hold Up once, Romney is talking shit on Facebook. I'm trying to check in other Social Networks too,  like Twitter, LinkedIn and others to see if he has done the same. 

Let me handle the issue first Babe...! Change we needed, and we are proceeding the Rally. I'm sure of sleeping the next following 4 years..., but after completing the task ahead...! Forward... This Had To Be Done.....! 
I need to WIN THE COMING ELECTION BABY".

What's Heaven & What's Hell

Heaven & Hell

The Difference between Heaven and Hell where in Heaven the British are the Police, while in Hell the Germany are the Police...!

Top 5 Habitable Alien Planets in the Universe

Written By Mike Ntobi on Thursday, September 27, 2012 | 9:49 AM

Top 5 Habitable Alien Planet

Anyone or just me?

Anyone or just me?

Now this is a physics test!

Now this is a physics test!

Disney Princesses in Lingerie

Disney Princesses in Lingerie

Is she one woman or they are two?

I still don't understand
I'm still puzzled....!

How to get Unfriended on Facebook

How to get Unfriended on Facebook

This is a genius idea.

Written By Mike Ntobi on Wednesday, September 26, 2012 | 11:52 PM

This is a genius idea.

Never leave your dog to your friends...

Never leave your dog to your friends...
If you trust your friends..., then go ahead,...... Just, leave your dog to his...!

AN INTERESTING WAY OF RECYCLING PLASTIC BOTTLES

An interesting way of recycling plastic bottles


Though I’ve now lived in the Middle East for four years, I still don’t drink the water.  As a result, I always have an enormous collection of plastic water bottles to recycle.  Over time, these bottles have been turned into funnels, weights, bowling sets, pencil cups, drawer organizers, vases and even board game pieces. I’m always on the lookout for crafty ways to reuse my bottles. Check them below:-

Last man... um monkey standing

Last man... um monkey standing
The blood "King-Kong" Monkey won the game against the other wild animal. But, unlucky enough some guys who took him to the town for exhibition purposes, didn't know how to handle him...! THE KILLED HIM AFTER A HEAVY SHELL ON HIM...!

Are you sexually active?

Are you sexually active?

The essence of programming

Written By Mike Ntobi on Tuesday, September 25, 2012 | 3:24 PM

The essence of programming

15 FACTS AND THINGS ABOUT THE BRAIN

15 facts about the brain

[US] How to make your liberal neighbors hate you...!

[US] How to make your liberal neighbors hate you

But, Who wears a pant to fly?

Written By Mike Ntobi on Monday, September 24, 2012 | 11:37 PM

But, Who wears a pant to fly?
This is not fare at all... "Hello..., they have blocked me..."
"What...??? They are telling me that I need Pants to fly,  now , what should I do, ...!"
"Yes,.. I don't have it at all,... as you instructed me..."

President Obama got a backup plan

President Obama got a backup plan

It's a unique kind of a Plan. Checkout the plan below...
This happened in the HOUSE..



"Hey..! Mr. President, is true that you have a very unique plan we need to execute...!"
"It's here, you may try to see how it is... Does it seem to workout?"
"I have to prove it before you announce it in the Public.."
President Obama got a backup plan.

NOW... Let me Announce it...!

Remember this guy? I still miss him.

Remember this guy? I still miss him.
Remember this guy? I still miss him.

I did not know which style to use, But I decided to use the DOG STYLE.

Written By Mike Ntobi on Sunday, September 23, 2012 | 8:17 PM

Not sure how to use this toilet. I went for the dog-method.

The first divorce directly related to the 911 attack

The first divorce directly related to the 911 attack

Olympics 1908

THE OLYMPICS IN 1908
It was interesting, a high jump of 2ftOlympics 1908

Alcohol Indulgence and the 3 items I'm really happy to see after a heavy drinking.


ALCOHOL INDULGENCE FORMULA
A proved Formula used by most alcohol takers goes like this:-
MAN + ( WOMAN x FIVE ALCOHOL GLASSES) = UNEXPECTED LOVE


Alcoholic Law of Drunkenness States that:
"For every time when a Man takes approximate five (5) glasses of alcohol, his mind is multiplied with a vision to fall in love to any Girl appearing in front of his eyes, even if a girl is not attractive anymore. The results are Getting drunk, having forced Minds and Need for making "UNEXPECTED LOVE"


But, the reality of it, when partners take much alcohol and become extremely drunk, Real Love is merely believed to be only 6%

Some people seems to be sober alcohol takers when they first enter at a place where alcohol is being sold, You might sometimes hear them saying:


And even manage to prove that "Love is like War" So, don't love anyone...!!! "But those words and minds are being observed  in the morning after the night is over and they both did a thing which neither of them can remember." Like a picture below illustrates.

They entered in a Bar while are not drunk, But, wonderful enough, when they left a Bar and went home, "He don't remember how did he
start talking and fall in love to an "old woman"  in his room, and he becomes amazed of how  the woman beside him, on the bed, entered the room! He don't remember how did he manage to come together with the woman up to his room...! So, he decided to put a fence in between them. That is because he was drunk....!!!


Some alcohol  takers, who are purely confused chaps prepare enough balance of money before they go for drinking. They takes a lot of money with them...!?!#, I always do not understand the logic behind this strategy....!




They spare some money for Drinking and buying some Food while they take alcohol, well that's a good thing! "Eat while Drinking!"






But, a thing to ask, what comes after they have done all of that? Let's say, they have just gone for taking alcohol only, and after they have taken enough alcohol, they now start thinking those related activities.

This one is somehow the careful guy among the few...! He never leave the Bar without making sure he has his Wallet with the remained balance, his key holder and his mobile phone.

3 items I'm really happy to see after a heavy drinking.
Most of alcohol takers are very careful to pouring down a drop of of a liquor in a glass and drink, but being loose at caring other things with him that are not related to alcohol...! 

But, one day I found a certain alcohol taker at a famous Roadside Bar in one of Chicago Streets, much keen on his 3 items: a Wallet, a Key Holder and his iPhone...!
I just asked myself that what kind of drinker is this...! He was lying beside the counter on the table but still watching, touching and feeling his 3 items in his pocket. That was after he has done his internet shopping, and now he is asleep...!
HOW ARE YOU TAKING CARE OF OF YOUR ITEMS WHILE DRANK? WHICH KIND OF ITEMS ARE CARE OF, WHILE DRANK?
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