HAVE U NOTICED - LAGOS GUYS DON''T "TOAST" ANYMORE

Maybe its just us but lately it seems guys just don't bother anymore! they v become as pompous as girls used to be back in the day when they used to be wooed and enticed and fought and cried over (those were the good all days), now, all they do is STARE at you, they ll stare your pants right off u if u are not careful! i think its probably cos they are scared of getting ''NAILED'' by nasty ******. 

As a consequence,THEY don't want to toast u,anymore (that's a complete waste of time and effort) THEY want to get toasted by YOU ! 

Its a war out there,especially if your anywhere above age thirty,were brought up with the notion that your knight in shining Armour would arrive on horseback and sweep u right off your feet and haven't had the time or inclination to acquire some predatory skills in the art of finding yourself a man,there might be a little problem! Cos,these days u have to battle for the attention of the few halfway decent guys available and mind u there aren't too many,(seems all the good ones already been taken)                                                                                                                                                                 

P.S - When u hear girls say they r getting married don't u just wonder how they managed to get the guy to pop the question or how they even found him in the first place???