WOSIA WA BABA MANDELA ULIZUA UTATA BIN TAFRANI NDANI YA UKOO.

 Marehemu Nelson Mandela enzi za uhai wake.

MZEE MANDELA ALIACHA WOSIA:

WOSIA aliowahi kuuandika hayati Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela 'Mzee Madiba' au 'Tata' (95) enzi za uhai wake akielezea anavyotaka azikwe, ndiyo tishio kubwa lenye utata kuelekea siku ya mazishi yake, Jumapili ijayo, Ijumaa Wikienda limebaini.
Mtandao mmoja nchini humo umeukumbushia wosia huo huku familia ikianza kuonesha misimamo tofauti tofauti, hali inayoashiria kuibuka kwa makundi mawili yanayokinzana ndani ya ukoo. 

Gari lililobeba mwili wa Nelson Mandela.

FAMILIA INAVYOTAKA:
Habari za ndani zilisema kuwa familia inataka mazishi ya kiongozi huyo maarufu duniani yawe makubwa na ya kisasa kwa vile viongozi wa nchi mbalimbali duniani watahudhuria.
"Mandela ni kingozi mkubwa sana duniani, mazishi yake lazima yawe makubwa pia ya kisasa. Hawezi kuzikwa kama mwananchi wa kawaida," ilisomeka sehemu ya taarifa hiyo. 

Mmoja wa waombolezaji akigusa picha na Mandela.

Taarifa hiyo iliongeza kuwa wakati familia hasa wajukuu na watoto wake wakishikilia msimamo huo, wapo wanandugu wanaotaka azikwe kama alivyoandika katika wosia wake huo.

SERIKALI YAPANGA MAMBO BILA KUFUATA WOSIA:
Habari zaidi zilisema kuwa Serikali ya Afrika Kusini inajitahidi kuupangua wosia huo kwa kuendelea na maandalizi ya mazishi kama haukuwahi kuwepo licha ya kwamba jamii ya watu nchini humo inaheshimu wosia wa marehemu.

WOSIA UNAVYOSEMA:
Mzee Madiba alishauandika wosia huo kwenye karatasi moja tu ambapo aliagiza anavyotaka azikwe. Alisema kuwa akifa azikwe katika milima iliyojitenga nyumbani kwa mababu zake katika Kijiji cha Qunu, Eastern Cape huko 'Sauzi'.

Waombolezaji wakiweka maua katika sanamu la Mandela.

ALITAKA MAZISHI YA KAWAIDA SANA:
Inadaiwa wosia huo aliuandika Januari, 1996 wakati bado akiwa rais ambao ulijaa maelekezo yote juu ya mazishi yake. Aliagiza kufanyiwa mazishi ya kawaida sana yenye hadhi ya raia wa kawaida nchini humo hivyo kuyafanya kuwa makubwa na ya kifahari ni kukiuka wosia wa mzee.

KABURI ALILOLITAKA MANDELA:
Katika wosia wake huo uliotolewa na rafiki yake wa karibu, Mzee Madiba aliandika kuwa akifa azikwe katika eneo la familia lenye makaburi ya ukoo wa Mandela kijijini hapo.
Pia aliagiza kuwa kaburi lake liwekewe jiwe la kawaida kama alama ya mahali lilipo ili lisije kupotea kwa mvua au mabadiliko ya tabia nchi.

Rais wa Afrika Kusini, Jacob Zuma.

ALITAKA KABURI LISISAKAFIWE:
Katika tafsiri ya maneno hayo, Mzee Madiba alitaka kaburi lake liwe la kawaida sana, akimaanisha lisijengewe kama ilivyokuwa kwa makaburi ya viongozi wengine wa mfano wake barani Afrika kama, Mwalimu Julius Nyerere wa Tanzania na Kamuzu Banda (aliyekuwa Rais wa Malawi).

WOSIA WAKE ULIKUWA WA UPANDE MMOJA WA KARATASI:
Magazeti ya nchini humo, South African Mail na Guardian miezi ya karibuni yaliripoti kumnukuu rafiki huyo wa siku nyingi wa familia ya Mandela akisema: "Madiba hakuwahi kukifanya kifo kuwa jambo kubwa la kufikiriwa, pia hakuwahi kutaka chochote cha fahari wakati wa kumzika."
Cha ajabu, wosia huo wa Mandela ulitosha kwenye upande mmoja wa karatasi ya kawaida ya kuandikia licha ya kwamba mauzo ya kitabu chake cha Long Walk to Freedom na michoro yenye jina lake vilimpatia mamilioni ya fedha.

Nelson Mandela (kulia) akiwa na Mwalimu Julius Nyerere enzi za uhai wao.

FAMILIA YACHUKIZWA NA WOSIA:
Wosia huo ulielezwa kuwashangaza watu wengi duniani kwani waliamini angekuwa na vitu vingi vya kuandika kulingana na uwezo wake.
Kwa mujibu wa Shirika la Utangazaji la Afrika Kusini, SABC, suala hilo la sehemu atakayozikwa Mzee Madiba liliiudhi mno familia yake akiwemo yule mjukuu wake ambaye ni chifu, Mandla Mandela aliyewahi kufikishwa kortini kwa kuhamisha makaburi hayo ya ukoo na kuyapeleka sehemu nyingine. Pia ndiye msemaji wa familia ya Mandela.

DUNIA YAMPINGA MANDELA NA WOSIA WAKE:
Baadhi ya wanaharakati ulimwenguni kote walisema wosia huo unapingana na matakwa ya dunia nzima, ambapo walitaka maziko ya mzee huyo yawe  makubwa na ya kihistoria ambayo hayajawahi kutokea. 

Ilifahamika kwamba dunia inataka mazishi hayo yavunje ile rekodi iliyoshikiliwa na mazishi ya Papa John Paul II aliyefariki dunia Aprili 2, 2005.

Mjukuu wa Nelson Mandela, Mandla Mandela.

SAFARI HII HAKUKIMBIZWA HOSPITALI:
Mzee Madiba ambaye alitimiza umri wa miaka 95 Julai 18, mwaka huu, alikuwa hospitalini kwa karibu miezi  mitatu nyuma akitibiwa maambukizi kwenye mapafu huku akipumulia mashine. Baadaye alipata nafuu na kurudishwa nyumbani ambako usiku wa kuamkia Ijumaa iliyopita aliugua ghafla na kufariki dunia.

Agnes Masogange ajinadi instagram baada ya soko kufa!

Kimwana Agness Masogange

Pichani juu ni taswira za mpya za Video Queen wa Bongo, Agness Gerald 'Masogange' alizotupia kupitia ukurasa wake wa Instagram.

THE INTERPRETER IN SOUTH AFRICA (gif)

 

Yes dude, this is realy. While the president was speaking the guy next to him was making animals with baloons. Yeah he even made a balloon dick for Mr President. Waiting for the naruto version of this guy.

Welcome to South Africa, where no one knows who the guy is standing next to the American president...!
And the points don't matter...!

No... pretty sure it is "don't"....! Doesn't be so pedantic in future please. I'm going to go with gezzasa on this one "the points do not matter" Also, she has boobs...!

But it's not her picture anyway besides dawg...!

I love watching people who don't speak English fighting over the correct use of English grammar on the internet...!

Shh, I'm thinking of boobs!...! 

As a South African, I am embarrassed, jeez, where did they find this guy? Word is he suffered from an "episode", but no one will admit to employing him ...!

You caught me for like 5 replays..... Man, I've gone full retard...!

As a South African, I think everyone except the deaf community (sorry) and doomsayers found this whole situation rather funny...!

I'm sure the deaf community were laughing when they thought president obama was saying "Cigarette cigarette circle thanks again for you."

I hear that he actually has scitzophrenia. And the tension of the moment caused him to start hearing noises. Apparently this prevented him from hearing the speeches and to make up handsigns as he goes. I'm not sure about the details but this is what my friend told me. 

Do you live in SA? Only asking cause the cANCer (government) will use any and every method to pass the blame to someone else. I bet he got paid a bunch to say that. 

As I said, I don't know the details. This is only what I heard.

He also claimed to have seen angels flood into the stadium and that he panicked. This sort of bullshit happens a lot in South Africa, I don't know how other countries can take the SA government serious.

Hahahaa....80% of the world didnt understand the joke hehehe...! 

If he would have had a sort of seizure, he would have started translating "normally", then at some point, when it struck, started doing nonsense. Whereas in this case, the guy was doing nonsense since the very beginning! 

Every speech should be accompanied with balloon entertainment from now onwards. You can't make this shit up. Troll of the year. 

How do people get embarrassed by the shit their stupid governments do? Americans aren't embarrassed by the health.gov site. They're pissed off. When zuma build nkandla, I wasn't like 'oh that makes me look really bad'. 

The head of the balloon is shaped like a dick. People see what they want. Or they see what it looks like. 

Sometimes it looks like what they want. 

He didn't understand whether the President said DOG or COCK, so he improvised. 

MEDIA DECEPTION

It's Just this much easy... "Collect a gang mob of hooligans in the town, mobilize them, give them a story, instruct them how to say and riot when you will be recording, dress them up to fit your requirements, then Record them." 

After all have been done, PAY THEM. 

If you don't pay them they will turn to you and play another game... Because those are not REAL people in need, they are just Framed to fulfil some people's needs.

So, Beware of Disinformation - kind of a play scene.
It's exactly the same on france2 or 3 or M6. Even LCI and BFMTV use tricks like this one. You just have to use multiple sources (internet, radio, newspaper, foreign news) and then choose what to believe in all this mess. 
But why the fuck would TF1 make people believe that lots of people are protesting? because they have no highlights in the news this day, you know because it's not like people are dying everywhere in the world. Or because it serves the cause of some politician they're fond of, or because they hope these news will hide something bigger, like unemployment these days in France. Any of those. 

True that our news channels are far from being perfect, but I spent several months in the US and in Canada and honestly it's WAY WORSE than what we have ! Our TV is still one of the less stupid I think... Quite scary for the world... "Listen , I just came to France , and your TV is just horrible , your show are not worse than the american's , but , shit , they are challengers for the prize of stupidest TV on earth"

Still can't beat Japan TV channels...
The police said, "There are less than 100 peoples here" This man (Mr Mélenchon) says, "There are 1,000,000 peoples here". So, you need a lot more than that to prove your point. 

Some declared... "I don't really like him. If 'ricains discover him, he's gonna be the new french allegoria of grumpy french guy. It's like he's always mad at something, he shouts. Have you ever seen him smiling ?! The picture made me laugh because everybody do that, but it's him people made fun of".

An Endless Battle, ....... Lepen senior was the evil twin of Mad-Eye Moody, and his daughter has a smile that say "I will eat your whole family... alive ! But not if you're an arab or a jew, because you may have diseases". I hate her and her family and every people voting for her SO MUCH !

Some people defended Melenchon, Once again, stop judging from what 2 pictures show. It was 2 hours before the true meeting organized. And it wasn't this guy (Melenchon) who asked for people behind him it was TF1 and only TF1. Some douchebag saw that and took the picture saying "Oh look desinformation again !!!" Stop being stupid guys you're more than that. Check by yourselves if you d'ont believe me. Farewell.

Not saying this is or is not the case, but in his defence I can imagine this segment was filmed and only aired IF the protest got bigger than n people. Just like in traditional media it's normal to write articles just in case a certain thing happens, even including pictures and stuff.

The thing is, it was filmed as you say websitebouwer, but the film was still aired whereas the protest didn't get much bigger than that, maybe 1000 people instead of 100 (and 1000 is nothing for a protest in Paris). It was still a meaningless event presented as a meaningful one...

Oh, I thought it was "TV news" and not "the today news as we want them, hey! Not enough light here, more blood there, call James Cameron, our director is bad we lost audience last night". And you dare ask why I subscribed to Mediapart? Because they organized a group of people just enough to fill the camera FOV but there was no actual crowd protesting/whatever on the streets.

Am I the only one who sees the crowd behind the trees? Because the TV try to make it feels like there's thousand of people while there are at least 50. The scene was set up to look like there was a massive protest. In fact, there are only a few people strategically placed behind the reporter.

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These Are The True "First World Problems"

I hate it when my house is so big.

I need two wireless Routers.

Rais Kikwete alikuwa ni miongoni mwa watu mashuhuri duniani waliohudhuria mazishi ya Mandela.