THE INTERPRETER IN SOUTH AFRICA (gif)

 

Yes dude, this is realy. While the president was speaking the guy next to him was making animals with baloons. Yeah he even made a balloon dick for Mr President. Waiting for the naruto version of this guy.

Welcome to South Africa, where no one knows who the guy is standing next to the American president...!
And the points don't matter...!

No... pretty sure it is "don't"....! Doesn't be so pedantic in future please. I'm going to go with gezzasa on this one "the points do not matter" Also, she has boobs...!

But it's not her picture anyway besides dawg...!

I love watching people who don't speak English fighting over the correct use of English grammar on the internet...!

Shh, I'm thinking of boobs!...! 

As a South African, I am embarrassed, jeez, where did they find this guy? Word is he suffered from an "episode", but no one will admit to employing him ...!

You caught me for like 5 replays..... Man, I've gone full retard...!

As a South African, I think everyone except the deaf community (sorry) and doomsayers found this whole situation rather funny...!

I'm sure the deaf community were laughing when they thought president obama was saying "Cigarette cigarette circle thanks again for you."

I hear that he actually has scitzophrenia. And the tension of the moment caused him to start hearing noises. Apparently this prevented him from hearing the speeches and to make up handsigns as he goes. I'm not sure about the details but this is what my friend told me. 

Do you live in SA? Only asking cause the cANCer (government) will use any and every method to pass the blame to someone else. I bet he got paid a bunch to say that. 

As I said, I don't know the details. This is only what I heard.

He also claimed to have seen angels flood into the stadium and that he panicked. This sort of bullshit happens a lot in South Africa, I don't know how other countries can take the SA government serious.

Hahahaa....80% of the world didnt understand the joke hehehe...! 

If he would have had a sort of seizure, he would have started translating "normally", then at some point, when it struck, started doing nonsense. Whereas in this case, the guy was doing nonsense since the very beginning! 

Every speech should be accompanied with balloon entertainment from now onwards. You can't make this shit up. Troll of the year. 

How do people get embarrassed by the shit their stupid governments do? Americans aren't embarrassed by the health.gov site. They're pissed off. When zuma build nkandla, I wasn't like 'oh that makes me look really bad'. 

The head of the balloon is shaped like a dick. People see what they want. Or they see what it looks like. 

Sometimes it looks like what they want. 

He didn't understand whether the President said DOG or COCK, so he improvised. 

Sarafu (Coin) ya Nchi Fulani...!?@#??

HII NI SURA MOJA (MBELE) YA SARAFU YA NCHI FULANI - "GUESS...Which is that Country?"

Hivi kama ingekuwa ni dhahiri kwamba hii ni sarafu ya nchi mojawapo hapa Duniani, ungependekeza nchi hiyo iwe ni ipi? 

Maana katika hali ya kawaida picha, umbo, mchoro, sura ya kitu huwa inawakilisha kitu fulani kwa wale wanaoona, wanaosoma au kuangalia kitu hicho. Sasa hii ni sura mojawapo (mbele ya sarafu) inayoashiria kitu; kwamba kama ingekuwa ni sarafu inayotumika.... sijui ingefaa kutumika na nchi gani vile ambayo Serikali yake hufanya mambo yanayowakilishhwa ana mchoro katika picha hapo juu. 

Ina maana Serikali hiyo imewageuza watu wake kama ..."w...naw...k.." DUUUHH!!! 

Hiyo ni changamoto ya ukuaji wa sanaa yetu na katika kuwasilisha jumbe mbalimbali kwa jamii ili kutafakari na kuamua mambo ambayo yanahitajika kufanywa na yasiyohitajika kufanywa na vikundi mbalimbali vikiwemo:- Vikundi vinavyoongoza, vinavyoongozwa na hata vilivyo kati (haviongozi wala haviongozwi).

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Stupid Question People Ask Me and The Sarcastic answers I want to give them!!!

When They ask me Stupid Questions I give them sarcastic answers so as everyone can be satisfied, I mean those who asked me and me myself who answer them. 

ARE YOU THE ONE WHO ASKS ME? THOSE ARE THE KIND OF ANSWERS YOU GET...! 

SATISFIED TOO????!!!!***###?!@@#$%