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ROBIN VAN PERSIE

Siku Van Persie alipotangazwa kujiunga na Man U, Reaction 

ilikuwa tafauti kwa wengi. Siku kifaa kinachowaumiza vichwa 

machampion wa Soccer huko Ulaya, Robin Van Persie 

kilipoamua kuvaa Jessie ya Man U, huku Wenger akibaki 

mdomo wazi haamini kuwa ni kweli AMEMUUZA mshambuliaji 

wake...!  Kumbe hata majuu wanahusudisha mkwanja kama 

ilivyo Bongo. Lakini, wenzetu sasa mkwaja wao ni wa uhakika sio 

sisi vijisenti tu, mchezaji kauzwa....!

Ajali Mbaya... "Sababu UZEMBE WA DEREVA", Hadi lini Jamani?

Mama mmoja akishangaa Ajali ya Gari Dogo
 lilivyopondeka vibaya.

Mtu mwingine akishangaa
ajali hiyohiyo.

AJALI HII IMETOKEA JUMAPILI ILIYOPITA, 12th AUGUST, Msata. WALIKUA WATU 

WATATU, WAKITOKEA TANGA KWENDA DAR-ES-SALAAM KWENYE SEND-OFF YA

FIANCEE WA KAKA YAO, MMOJA KAUMIA KICHWA, MKEWE KAVUNJIKA MKONO MARA 

TATU. 

Kaka mwingine kaumia kichwa..., ajali ilivyotokea ni kwamba basi lilikua linakata kona 

upande wao (GARI DOGO)..., dereva wa basi akashindwa kurudisha basi line yake 

matokeo yake ndo akagongana na ilo gari dogo...!!!

Big iPhone/iPad Update Now Available

Big iPhone/iPad Update Now Available  by Mike Ntobi Today is an exciting day! A new version of WordPress for iOS was just pushed live, and it's been dubbed the "biggest update ever". It features a completely re-imagined interface for both iPhone and iPad that takes mobile blogging to the next level. It's most noticeable on the iPad: a sliding panels interface enables you to quickly get to any part of the app and rediscover your content. New Interface As soon as you download the app you're greeted by a new welcome screen that guides you while adding your blog(s) to the app. Once authenticated you're taken right to the Reader, where you can catch up on the blogs you follow, find topics you like, and now use a friend finder to discover your friends' blogs on WordPress.com. On the iPhone you'll see a list icon in the upper right hand corner of the screen. Tap or swipe to open the sidebar, revealing all your blog's content, as well as the ability to upload a quick Photo and access your Settings. On the iPad the sidebar is right there, the first panel to the left. As you tap items in the list they'll open in panels allowing you to drill deeper into the app.

ARMOURED RECOINNAISSANCE VITZ

An Armoured Recoinnaissance VITZ Car, 
katika maonesho ya gari hiyo England. 
Hayo ndio maendeleo ya kweli, lakini vile 
vile ni Burudani pia.

Hayo ndio maendeleo ya kweli, na sio Bongo kuzinguana...! 
Yaani hata, ka-NYUMBU ketu ka-long time kugundulika tunashindwa hata kukaendeleza. Tumekalia Majungu, Ufisadi, Uonevu kwa Jamii isiyo na hatia na Unafiki tu. Wenzetu wa majuu (Nchi za Dunia ya 1st) wanaondoka kwa kasi ya ajabu. 
Pichani hapo juu, ni gari aina VITZ, lakini imefanyiwa ukarabati na marekebisho hadi kuonekana ilivyo. Ni toleo jipya kabisa la magari ya kisasa, ila mbunifu akaona ni bora ajaribu kuingiza jina lake katika maajabu ya Dunia, na pengine hata kwenye kitabu cha "World Guiness Book" of Inventors. 
 Je, ni nini sisi kama Watanzania tumefanya na cha Kujivunia? Au hata kwa kupitia migongo ya watu wengine? 
Maana hata mbuga za wanyama tunazo za kumwaga tu, cha ajabu Wakenya wanatafuna hela kupitia vivutio vyetu, Wazungu wa majuu ndo usiseme kwani wanajikusanyia mihela kwa kutangaza Rasilimali zetu kuwa ni zao kwani wamesha chukua wanyama wadogo wadogo kibao na kuwapeleka kwao kuwafuga.
Hivi sasa, wana zoo (mbuga) kadhaa zenye wanyama wa kila aina huko kwao, ukiuliza wanyama wamewapata wapi utaambiwa ni hapahapa BONGO COUNTRY.