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EDUCATION IS THE KEY TO LIFE...! IS IT LIKE THIS WAY?

Written By Mike Ntobi on Friday, August 31, 2012 | 10:07 AM

THIS IS HOW OUR SCHOOL CHILDREN DO, BEFORE THEY ENTER THE CLASS!


IS THIS MODERN OR 21Century's EDUCATION?

A Modern Definition of "EDUCATION":
Education is the "KEY" (?...!?) to "LIFE" (?...!?)
A young school boy with a school girl were caught having an extreme fun play called "Modern Education". 
This is a very big challenging agenda to Parents who always support a modern type of education by allowing or agreeing watching their children adapt unusual habits when at home or away. Parents takes charge of paying a lot of money to send a child to school, but a negative response from children, like the above picture, gives a bad impression that, "MANY OF SCHOOL CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 18YRS, ARE ENGAGING IN THIS KIND OF EDUCATION".
This is a challenge to parents who are quite sure that their children are at school to learn or play the above kind of play. Let's THINK, DISCUSS AND ACT"...!

It all starts by forbidden and old cultures and traditions like the above picture when some young girls in Swaziland were being checked of "smartness", I can't even get a good explanation of how to call it; before a King (Mswati III) selects a wife in addition to his 14 wives.
So, it can not be a strange thing for a girl to learn how to do it better in school before she is taken by the King. But, Don't quote me, I'm just joking. But that's the way it is.
I can't even imagine if they used protective measures like "condom" or any other, because I'm sure they were in a hurry to class.

Find the pregnant one

Find the pregnant one

By Using just a mere naked eyes, can you guess who seems to be pregnant between the three? You know, one thing...! some people do eat to live, BUT, some...! do live to eat.
Which is better, "EAT TO LIVE" or "LIVE TO EAT"?

History of art

What Matters is HOW YOU SEE YOURSELF Bwana... Eeh?

WHO COPIED FROM ANOTHER? British police copying Prince Harry?

Written By Mike Ntobi on Thursday, August 30, 2012 | 1:07 PM

British police
Prince Harry Should Be King of England, Mayor of Funkytown, Chief Inspector of Boobs

WHO COPIED FROM THE OTHER,.. "THE PRINCE?" OR "THE BRITISH POLICE?"

Know who's great at all those things? Prince Harry or The British Police...?
Yes, Harry is "irresponsible," "a loose-cannon," and "a wild card" who "has red hair." But he is also fit for a king. 

The British monarchy is an expensively maintained tourist attraction, chiefly composed of distant cousins who have married one another, the peasant daughter of a local party planner, and several large hats. 
Anyone could be the head of it. Queen Elizabeth II, a corgi wearing a monocle, London-born Mischa Barton. Anyone.
The King or Queen of England's job consists mostly of visiting hospitals, hosting parties, and giving Kate Middleton nervous poops.

Serengeti Boys Kuivaa Misri

Written By Mike Ntobi on Wednesday, August 29, 2012 | 8:40 PM


RELEASE NO: 138
TAARIFA KWA VYOMBO VYA HABARI

August 29, 2012

Timu ya Taifa ya Tanzania chini ya miaka 17 (Serengeti Boys) sasa itaivaa Misri kwenye raundi ya pili ya michuano ya kuwania tiketi ya kucheza Fainali za 10 za Afrika kwa vijana chini ya miaka 17 zitakazofanyika mwakani nchini Morocco.

Awali Serengeti Boys ilikuwa icheze raundi ya kwanza dhidi ya Kenya, mechi ya kwanza ikichezwa Septemba 9 mwaka huu jijini Dar es Salaam. Hata hivyo, Shirikisho la Mpira wa Miguu la Kenya (FKF) jana lilituma taarifa Shirikisho la Mpira wa Miguu Afrika (CAF) likielezea kujitoa kwenye michuano hiyo.

Serengeti Boys itaanzia nyumbani Oktoba 14 mwaka huu, wakati ya marudiano itachezwa nchini Misri kati ya Oktoba 26-28 mwaka huu. Mshindi baada ya mechi hizo mbili ataingia raundi ya tatu ambayo ndiyo ya mwisho kabla ya kwenda Morocco.

Katika raundi ya tatu ambayo mechi zake zitachezwa katikati ya Novemba na ya marudiano mwisho mwa mwezi huo, mshindi kati ya Tanzania/Misri atacheza na mshindi wa mechi ya Congo Brazzaville dhidi ya Msumbiji/Zimbabwe ambazo zinapambana katika raundi ya kwanza.

Wachezaji wanaounda kikosi cha Serengeti Boys chini ya Kocha Jakob Michelsen ni makipa Abdallah Bakar (Mjini Magharibi), Hamad Juma (Azam) na Peter Manyika (JKT Ruvu). 

Mabeki ni Abdallah Salum (Mjini Magharibi), Basil Seif (Morogoro), Hassan Mganga (Morogoro), Ismail Gambo (Azam), Mgaya Abdul (Azam), Miraji Selemani (Polisi Morogoro), Miza Abdallah (Kinondoni), Mohamed Hussein (Azam), Pascal Matagi (Dodoma) na Paul James (Kinondoni).

Viungo ni Farid Musa (Kilimanjaro), Hussein Twaha (Coastal Union), James Mganda (Kipingu Academy), Mbwana Ilyasa (Simba), Mohamed Haroub (Zanzibar), Mohamed Kapeta (Kinondoni), Mudathiri Yahya (Azam), Mzamiru Said (Morogoro) na Selemani Bofu (JKT Ruvu).

Washambuliaji ni Abdallah Kisimba (Mwanza), Calvin Manyika (Rukwa), Dickson Ambunda (Mwanza), Joseph Lubasha (Azam), Kelvin Friday (Azam) na Salvatory Nkulula (Kipindu Academy).

MCHEZAJI AOMBEWA ITC UJERUMANI
Chama cha Mpira wa Miguu cha Ujerumani (DFB) kimetuma maombi ya kupatiwa Hati ya Uhamisho wa Kimataifa (ITC) kwa ajili ya mchezaji Robert Makanja ili aweze kucheza mpira wa miguu nchini humo.

DFB imetuma maombi hayo Shirikisho la Mpira wa Miguu Tanzania (TFF) ili kumwezesha mchezaji huyo kuichezea timu ya TUS Ahausen, Hessischer FuBall-Verband ambayo hata hivyo haikuelezwa iko ligi ya daraja gani nchini humo.

Kwa mujibu wa Mkuu wa Mashindano wa DFB, Markus Stenger, Mtanzania huyo ameombewa hati hiyo kama mchezaji wa ridhaa kwa maelezo kuwa hakuwahi kusajiliwa na klabu yoyote nchini.

TFF inafanyia kazi maombi hayo na hati hiyo itatolewa mara baada ya taratibu husika kukamilika ikiwemo kubaini kama kweli mchezaji huyo hakuwahi kusajili na klabu yoyote hapa nchini. 

Boniface Wambura Mgoyo
Afisa Habari
Shirikisho la Mpira wa Miguu Tanzania (TFF)

Prince Harry Should Be King of England, Mayor of Funkytown, Chief Inspector of Boobs

Prince Harry Should Be King of England, Mayor of Funkytown, Chief Inspector of Boobs


Prince Harry Should Be King of England, Mayor of Funkytown, Chief Inspector of Boobs

The British monarchy is an expensively maintained tourist attraction, chiefly composed of distant cousins who have married one another, the peasant daughter of a local party planner, and several large hats. Anyone could be the head of it. Queen Elizabeth II, a corgi wearing a monocle, London-born Mischa Barton. Anyone.
The King or Queen of England's job consists mostly of visiting hospitals, hosting parties, and giving Kate Middleton nervous poops.
Know who's great at all those things? Prince Harry.
Yes, Harry is "irresponsible," "a loose-cannon," and "a wild card" who "has red hair." But he is also fit for a king.
Just to get it all out in the open, here's a list of all the scandalous things Harry has done (on record):

How the World sees Jamaica

Written By Mike Ntobi on Saturday, August 25, 2012 | 2:34 PM

How the world sees Jamaica

How if The World Changes like this???

           

                    



                 



Welcome to Man U..., VAN PERSIE.. Bye Arsenal...!

Written By Mike Ntobi on Thursday, August 16, 2012 | 8:29 PM

ROBIN VAN PERSIE


Siku Van Persie alipotangazwa kujiunga na Man U, Reaction 
ilikuwa tafauti kwa wengi. Siku kifaa kinachowaumiza vichwa 
machampion wa Soccer huko Ulaya, Robin Van Persie 
kilipoamua kuvaa Jessie ya Man U, huku Wenger akibaki 
mdomo wazi haamini kuwa ni kweli AMEMUUZA mshambuliaji 
wake...!  Kumbe hata majuu wanahusudisha mkwanja kama 
ilivyo Bongo. Lakini, wenzetu sasa mkwaja wao ni wa uhakika sio 
sisi vijisenti tu, mchezaji kauzwa....!

Ajali Mbaya... "Sababu UZEMBE WA DEREVA", Hadi lini Jamani?

Mama mmoja akishangaa Ajali ya Gari Dogo
 lilivyopondeka vibaya.
Mtu mwingine akishangaa
ajali hiyohiyo.

AJALI HII IMETOKEA JUMAPILI ILIYOPITA, 12th AUGUST, Msata. WALIKUA WATU 
WATATU, WAKITOKEA TANGA KWENDA DAR-ES-SALAAM KWENYE SEND-OFF YA
FIANCEE WA KAKA YAO, MMOJA KAUMIA KICHWA, MKEWE KAVUNJIKA MKONO MARA 
TATU. 
Kaka mwingine kaumia kichwa..., ajali ilivyotokea ni kwamba basi lilikua linakata kona 
upande wao (GARI DOGO)..., dereva wa basi akashindwa kurudisha basi line yake 
matokeo yake ndo akagongana na ilo gari dogo...!!!


Big iPhone/iPad Update Now Available

Written By Mike Ntobi on Friday, August 10, 2012 | 2:01 PM

Big iPhone/iPad Update Now Available

 by Mike Ntobi
Screenshot of Version 3.1 of WordPress for iOS, showing Panels & Sidebar
Today is an exciting day! A new version of WordPress for iOS was just pushed live, and it's been dubbed the "biggest update ever". It features a completely re-imagined interface for both iPhone and iPad that takes mobile blogging to the next level. It's most noticeable on the iPad: a sliding panels interface enables you to quickly get to any part of the app and rediscover your content.
New Interface
As soon as you download the app you're greeted by a new welcome screen that guides you while adding your blog(s) to the app. Once authenticated you're taken right to the Reader, where you can catch up on the blogs you follow, find topics you like, and now use a friend finder to discover your friends' blogs on WordPress.com.
On the iPhone you'll see a list icon in the upper right hand corner of the screen. Tap or swipe to open the sidebar, revealing all your blog's content, as well as the ability to upload a quick Photo and access your Settings.
On the iPad the sidebar is right there, the first panel to the left. As you tap items in the list they'll open in panels allowing you to drill deeper into the app.

ARMOURED RECOINNAISSANCE VITZ

Written By Mike Ntobi on Saturday, August 04, 2012 | 2:23 PM

An Armoured Recoinnaissance VITZ Car, 
katika maonesho ya gari hiyo England. 
Hayo ndio maendeleo ya kweli, lakini vile 
vile ni Burudani pia.
Hayo ndio maendeleo ya kweli, na sio Bongo kuzinguana...! 
Yaani hata, ka-NYUMBU ketu ka-long time kugundulika tunashindwa hata kukaendeleza. Tumekalia Majungu, Ufisadi, Uonevu kwa Jamii isiyo na hatia na Unafiki tu. Wenzetu wa majuu (Nchi za Dunia ya 1st) wanaondoka kwa kasi ya ajabu. 
Pichani hapo juu, ni gari aina VITZ, lakini imefanyiwa ukarabati na marekebisho hadi kuonekana ilivyo. Ni toleo jipya kabisa la magari ya kisasa, ila mbunifu akaona ni bora ajaribu kuingiza jina lake katika maajabu ya Dunia, na pengine hata kwenye kitabu cha "World Guiness Book" of Inventors. 
 Je, ni nini sisi kama Watanzania tumefanya na cha Kujivunia? Au hata kwa kupitia migongo ya watu wengine? 
Maana hata mbuga za wanyama tunazo za kumwaga tu, cha ajabu Wakenya wanatafuna hela kupitia vivutio vyetu, Wazungu wa majuu ndo usiseme kwani wanajikusanyia mihela kwa kutangaza Rasilimali zetu kuwa ni zao kwani wamesha chukua wanyama wadogo wadogo kibao na kuwapeleka kwao kuwafuga.
Hivi sasa, wana zoo (mbuga) kadhaa zenye wanyama wa kila aina huko kwao, ukiuliza wanyama wamewapata wapi utaambiwa ni hapahapa BONGO COUNTRY.

UDHAIFU WA AKILI NA MWILI, VINAPOPINGANA NA KIAPO CHA UTII

SALAAAM YA HESHIMA....., ???
MAAACCCHHHOOOOOO........, KULIA! ???
Ni kawaida kwa Binadamu kuvutika kihisia kutokana na maumbile halisi ya mwili na asili (nature) ya binadamu. Ukiona PAJA tu, matatizo...! Ukiona TITI tu, tabu huanza na udenda kuporomoka mdomoni utadhani TEJA. 
Hapo juu pichani, Maafande hawa ilishindana kuendelea kutumikia kiapo chao cha utii, pale walipopuuzia AMRI ya mkuu wao alipowataka watoe heshima kulia, NA SI ZAIDI YA KULIA, yaani karibia kuangalia nyuma kabisa. 
Sasa kama kuna Amri ya Heshima Nyuma, HAAYAAAA...!!

AUNTY EZEKIEL KUFUNGA NDOA OCTOBER MWAKA HUU

Nyonyo hiyo mnyonye, Hiloo...!

Mwanadada kutoka Bongo Movie, Aunty Ezekiel anatarajia kufuka ndoa mwaka huu na mpenzi wake mtanzania anayeishi Dubai ambako ndiyo atakapoenda kuishi baada ya ndoa. 
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